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[dolorous_ett]

The only annoying thing about going to China for a month (YAY!!!) is that I'm going to miss A Dance with Dragons, and just by a couple of days. Very vexing - not that I feel Betrayed or anything silly like that, but I've been waiting for years for this, and I'm going to be spending a month dodging spoilers here. 

So, while I can still speculate as well as anyone else, I'd like to hear all your crackpot Song of Ice and Fire theories. To set the ball rolling, here are three of mine:

1. (the most controversial) Jon Snow is really, truly the bastard son of Eddard Stark and a commoner called Wylla. Why? Because Ned Stark said so, and he is truthful past the point of common sense. If Rhaegar and Lyanna Stark had issue, it's someone quite different, such as a minor character in the Night's Watch like Grenn or Satin, or perhaps Jeyne Poole.

 

2. There are too many magic horns in this story, none with really reliable provenance. Over the centuries, they have got mixed up. The Horn of Joramun really summons krakens, the kraken-summoning horn actually controls dragons and the dragon-controlling one is in fact the Horn of Joramun. Result: when the Horn of Joramun is blown nothing happens because Castle Black is landlocked and there are no sea monsters to hand. Similar non-results or chaotic results for the others. The moral is that magic isn't reliable if you want to get something really useful done.

3. "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" is a song about Ser Jorah Mormont and his inappropriate second wife.

Your thoughts?

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[dolorous-ett.livejournal.com]

You're off to Australia? Lucky you! I hope it goes really well.

1) You could be right - it would be very GRRM for Balerion to still be about somewhere, and no longer cute.

2) Sounds plausible, though right now I think Tyrion would do his best to make sure he finished her off in person.