If this journal was an Agatha Christie novel...

... What part would you like to play in it? The Bright Young Thing who's being led horribly astray? The vicar's wife, who knows more than she lets on? The fusty colonel whose agitated letters to the times on the subject of moral decay in modern Britain may not be enough to conceal a shady past?

Enquiring minds want to know!
 

Translation is Serious Business!

Translators are all that stand between you and this!

In which a road sign bears an out-of-office message in Welsh.