I just found this on the BBC webpage, and really couldn't resist sharing this with you. Who could? (well, with the possible exception of the good people of Didsbury...)
Boa constrictor found in toilet
Other news: I have writer's block on my words-and-chickens story, and am almost certainly going to miss then deadline. Though I anticipate a return of the Muse once the deadline's well past.
I also intend to post something on the new George R R Martin book - have started to do so several times, but it's surprisingly hard to stop myself spilling the beans for people who have to wait for it. Basically, it's a good book, and money well spent. Now I am craving A Feast for Crows, which is going to be at least another year. There's no pleasing some people, is there?