Bring me your insane conspiracy theories!

I'm in the middle of a stressful week at work, and the one thing that would really bring a bit of respite to my aching brain would be some truly whackjob conspiracy theories.

I'm open to anything - any fandom, politics, religion, science, space aliens, any sphere of real life all... my only request is that it has to be completely loopy. I need reassurance that there are crazier lives even than mine!