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I'm worried about Postman Pat. He's not been himself at all since the Post Office gave him the push in 2000 for not fitting in with their corporate image. Even though he's managed to get another job with the Special Delivery Service, it's like the heart went out of him when he left the Royal Mail, and it's really miserable to watch. We usually give the wee one a cartoon or two off BBC's iPlayer around teatime, and they've been on the Special Delivery Service episodes for a couple of weeks now. I used to enjoy the Postman Pat cartoons in a sappy, harmless kind of way, as he trundled round Greendale in his red van, delivering post and saving the day. But no more. These days I find myself muttering "please,Pat, please don't screw up today!" when the theme music comes on. But he usually does screw up. He always just about gets the job done in the end, but the Special Delivery Service episodes are full of worried people looking at watches and phoning the depot, and a lot of the time due to avoidable human error, which would have been unthinkable in his old job. He even mislaid a teddy for a baby, and lower than that you can't go.

I was going to say a lot more on the subject, but I find that this blog entry by Grumpydaddy says much of what I wanted to say, in a lot more detail. Though personally I think the stuff about Sara and her "evening other job" is a bit over the top myself, and missing the point besides, as so often happens in fandom once man-woman stuff gets dragged into the discussion.

What matters is this: the one true love of Pat Clifton's life was the Post Office, and they threw him away and broke his heart.

What is to be done?

Date: 2012-05-30 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lareinenoire.livejournal.com
Aw! I'm reminded of a very serious conversation J and I had at Christmas two years ago where he pointed out the imperialist and anti-union policies implemented by Sir Topham Hat in recent episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine (still my nephew's favourite series). I believe we also discussed which Backyardigan would need to be assassinated in order to disband the group, so...

Date: 2012-05-30 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookwormsarah.livejournal.com
Thomas broke a strike in Troublesome Engines. I only learned this recently and he has rapidly gone down in my estimation. Sir Topham Hat clearly has an allie.

Date: 2012-05-30 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
SHAME ON YOU, THOMAS! To be sure, the vile Sir Topham Hatt is bound to be the manipulator behind the scenes, but Thomas really should have known better, even if he isn't the brightest piece of coal in the furnace...

Date: 2012-05-30 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookwormsarah.livejournal.com
We have regular Thomas days at my railway and we have to hire an authorised Sir Topham Hatt, who has attended the approved courses... The 'real' version fits with the image in the books...

That said, he did save Toby the Tram Engine (my personal favourite) from being scrapped so I shall always have a slightly soft spot for him.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
You have to take a Fat Controller course in order to act one out? Well, you live and learn...

I'm glad the Fat Controller saved Toby the Tram engine, at least. Though I've encountered employers like this before, who still live in the feudal age, and can be very generous, but it all has to be on their terms...

Date: 2012-05-30 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
I didn't know Thomas was a strike-breaker. Though I might have guessed from my parents' attitude. It was relatively late in life that I realised the few Thomas books we had had evidently been carefully selected for their just-about-tolerable attitudes.

I assume that Sir Topham Hat is the real name of the Fat Controller?

Date: 2012-05-30 08:29 pm (UTC)
cloudsinvenice: "everyone's mental health is a bit shit right now, so be gentle" (Default)
From: [personal profile] cloudsinvenice
It's what they renamed him when it was felt insensitive to refer to him as the "Fat" Controller...

Date: 2012-05-30 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
I think also because there's a Lady Hat - I'm pretty sure that they still say "the Fat Controller".

Date: 2012-05-30 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
That could explain the reason we had so few as well - though it could equally well have been that my parents didn't care for trains.

My Mum did exclude the Famous Five from the house for as long as she humanly could, but having read a few of them I'm not much inclined to blame her...

Date: 2012-05-30 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lareinenoire.livejournal.com
Boo, Thomas! Not good! Clearly the Island of Sodor lacks the proper channels to deal with workers' complaints...

Date: 2012-05-30 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
I can't figure out Thomas the Tank Engine at all - it's like it can't figure out which era it's living in, and also I don't understand the relationships of the trains to their drivers - can they hear what they're talking about? And if they can, why on earth don't they stop them? If they can't, how can the trains go anywhere of their own will?

Unless the drivers are zombies driven by mind control. That would explain a few things about the timeless nature of the Island of Sodor - and the strange, wooden expressions of the inhabitants...

Date: 2012-05-30 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lareinenoire.livejournal.com
I'd always wondered why the trains had drivers when they could presumably move on their own! I think you might be right about the Island of Sodor being the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse. The machinery all came to life and the people eat brains...

Date: 2012-05-30 07:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] snorkackcatcher
I hadn't even realised that Postman Pat was no longer working for the Post Office. *sobs* I presume they "sacked" him round about the time of the Consignia fiasco, otherwise known as "Bad Management 105: How to demonstrate you are completely up your own arse"?

Date: 2012-05-30 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
I don't know about exactly when Consignia happened, but I completely agree with you about the result. And it's true that Pat does not now fit in with the overworked, demotivated, downtrodden Royal Mail staff... but it's hardly something you'd want to advertise, you'd think?

Bloody awful set of decisions, however you look at it *kicks Consignia, in all its iterations*

Date: 2012-05-31 08:44 am (UTC)
cloudsinvenice: "everyone's mental health is a bit shit right now, so be gentle" (Default)
From: [personal profile] cloudsinvenice
That's what I find so weird about this - mostly when organisations betray their founding principles and relationships with stakeholders, they try to KEEP the cuddly innocuous frontman/sponsorship deal/mascot so people will think it's still the same old Royal Mail/Whoever they know and love...

Date: 2012-05-30 08:32 pm (UTC)
cloudsinvenice: "everyone's mental health is a bit shit right now, so be gentle" (Default)
From: [personal profile] cloudsinvenice
I... I can't believe this isn't satire... *clutches bits of shattered childhood*

Date: 2012-05-30 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
It's awful, isn't it? I'm pretty gutted, and I didn't even catch Postman Pat the first time round...

Date: 2012-05-31 08:42 am (UTC)
cloudsinvenice: "everyone's mental health is a bit shit right now, so be gentle" (Default)
From: [personal profile] cloudsinvenice
Just to be safe, we should probably avoid prying too deeply into Trumpton's swinging parties, Fireman Sam's drunkenness and Bagpuss's flea treatment records!

Date: 2012-05-31 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
Not to mention Bob the Builder's tax fiddles, the Timmy Time nursery's OFTSTED reports and the drug-induced haze that surrounds In the Night Garden...

Date: 2012-05-31 01:14 pm (UTC)
cloudsinvenice: "everyone's mental health is a bit shit right now, so be gentle" (Default)
From: [personal profile] cloudsinvenice
:D

Also: I love your balloon cats!

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