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The Carrot Song - saga continues!

I am so inadequate that I actually looked up the words for the Carrot Song.

They are as follows:

My Girl

Do you miss me? It's carrot!
Do you love me? It's carrot!
I love you. You love me.
Carrot! Carrot! Carrot!

Do you tink of me? It's carrot.
Do you love me? It's carrot.
I love you, You love me.
Carrot! Carrot! Carrot!

Don't ever change. It's carrot.
Forever and ever. It's carrot.
I love you, I love you.

Even though at times you feel irritable.
Even though at times it's difficult.
Always think of me, who'll always
be smiling by your side.

Even though at times you feel sad.
Even though at times it's lonely.
Always think of me, who'll always be with you.

And there was I thinking it was about teaching children the benefits of healthy eating...

Date: 2007-06-13 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ignipes.livejournal.com
...Does that mean the song is euphemistically pornographic?

*confused*

Date: 2007-06-13 09:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
Or mayne someone misunderstood "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"?

Date: 2007-06-13 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
I don't know. Can you find a Winchester in a cage there? ;)

Date: 2007-06-13 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
On the face of it it seems unlikely, but at this stage I don't think it's a good idea to rule anything out!

Date: 2007-06-13 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamer-marie.livejournal.com
Clearly, this was written by Chinese slashers trying to deflect censure.
(also, I just spent the whole afternoon sporking an Ann Coulter column, so there's always more inadequate than you)

Date: 2007-06-13 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
I've just been reading that. An impressive peice of sporking, but I can't believe being exposed to so much poison is good for you. Do take care!

And yes - what's the betting that they are illegal immigrant liberal dole-scrounging Chinese slashers? I like them already!

Date: 2007-06-13 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamer-marie.livejournal.com
Maybe they're even illegal immigrant liberal dole-scrounging Chinese Backstreet Boy slashers.

Date: 2007-06-13 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ignipes.livejournal.com
Bet you a dollar somebody somewhere on line has written fanfic about that.

Date: 2007-06-13 10:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-06-14 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
That's...wow.

It reminds me of finding out that the extremely lovely song called Sukiyaki was about strips of beef, or something. Unless of course the friend that told me that was LYING.

Though, still, with very little work, that could still be a Pigg song. Reggie really does love his carrots.

I'm Back

Date: 2007-06-14 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
So I had to take screenshots for icons
you know
just in case






Date: 2007-06-14 03:30 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] st-aurafina.livejournal.com
But... But we eat them! *is confused* I don't understand why the food is happy to be eaten.

*Boggles*

Date: 2007-06-14 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themolesmother.livejournal.com
There are no words.

Maybe the Carrot is a god ....

MM

Date: 2007-06-14 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
It was thrown off Adult Fanfiction Net for being too rude. And it was written by Ann Coulter.

Date: 2007-06-14 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
Funnily, I came to it from the opposite perspective - I thought it was a song to teach children to take more than one helping of vegetables, and was a little underwhelmed when I realised it was about that tired old chestnut, Love...

Not that it makes much of a difference from a Pigg perspective, I suppose...

Yay!

Date: 2007-06-14 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
Icon love! I've changed the title icon for this entry accordingly...

Thank you so much - I'm rubbish at making icons, and really appreciate people who are good at it!

Date: 2007-06-14 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
as per your icon, this line: "Do you love me? It's carrot." is disquieting. Or, rather, just WEIRD. Like there should be another word in there, or something.
BTW I didn't actually get a chance to SEE the video until last night, as it turned out - hence the icons - but I would have thought it was just about carrots and for carrots and carrots carrots carrots too. Well, carrots have family, I guess.

Re: Yay!

Date: 2007-06-14 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
It looks even better now!

I can't take too much credit for fabulousness this time - I just hovered over my keyboard with one finger on the Alt and the other on the Printscreen, trying to quick-capture the scenes I liked. Had to do it a few times. Then I just cropped!!

Now, when I get back...I _might_ be able to do an animated shot with my handy-dandy program. That is, unless by then you are thoroughly sick of carrots talking about carrots (which I have decided this song is about, no human factor At All)

Date: 2007-06-14 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
I know - like several other things about the song, it's really puzzling. Perhaps Aerama's right - the carrots are just talking to each other and it's got nothing to do with being eaten at all?

Re: *Boggles*

Date: 2007-06-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
... and the plate is actually a halo behind the head of the Carrot Saints? That's as plausible as any other theory I can come up with...

Re: Yay!

Date: 2007-06-14 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
Well, I think they are fantastic - and at my technological level - I've never yet worked out how to make an icon move...

I think you're right - it's about carrots loving carrots - and we should cast off our human-centric perpective and see this love as the beautiful thing it is! Theirloveissocarrot!

Re: Yay!

Date: 2007-06-17 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
Theirloveissocarrot!
Oh, that's a slogan if I ever saw one! I'll have to get working on the animation factor and have that flash at subliminal intervals.

And you're sweet - I consider myself such a novice at iconage, so that means a lot.
I have figured out how to make an icon move! I didn't know for the longest time, then I got a program, and what it is, is _linking_ static pictures together! Like a flipbook, only electronic.
Of course you do need a program. Fortunately there are freebies out there.

Date: 2007-06-17 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
I have noticed that it is an odd property of food that it can be happy to be eaten.
"Pick me!" says the perfectly-ripe banana in the market.

Re: Yay!

Date: 2007-06-18 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
These may be annoying, but I made them anyway, hopefully before Carrot!Fever has died out.


*is VERY impressed*

Date: 2007-06-18 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
They're gorgeous, especially the twirling carrots!

But how do I save them in a way that allows them to continue to move? When I try to save the picture it just appears as a still image...

*is clueless*

Date: 2007-06-18 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
Or the last delicious slice of cake on the plate...

Re: *is VERY impressed*

Date: 2007-06-18 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you!

But that's bizarre - usually if you right-click and Save, it should be just fine; I assume it would save as a .gif automatically. I think - I think it should be okay, though; it may look like a static image because you don't have the kind of photo software that lets it twirl, or you can open it in a web brower page using File / Open, just to make sure.
If you've loaded it as an icon anyway and it still won't twirl, well - I'll have to see what to do about that! And I can't get to it because they're hosted on photobucket and I can't even _see_ them here, thanks to work's devious powers. *sigh*

Date: 2007-06-18 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerama.livejournal.com
Mmm chocolate-chocolate cake with chocolate frosting
*is ded*

Carrot: Er, wasn't this discussion about ME?

*is STILL VERY impressed*

Date: 2007-06-18 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
You're right - they did save as a gif, and once I added them to my userpics they started to twirl! Look at them go! Dancing carrots!

Date: 2007-06-18 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolorous-ett.livejournal.com
Carrot: You! Chocolate cake! Can you sing? I can sing!

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