A Good Fun Game: Guess the Anonymous Poster

Saw this on dazzleberry 's LJ some time ago, and decided it looked like fun.

Post anonymously, saying three things about yourself. I have to guess who you are. If I'm wrong, provide me with another three clues. Repeat until I catch on.

Now you get to see how much attention I've really  been paying to my LJ friends...

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This was going to be a maudlin post about how I seem to be reaching the end of my tether a bit too much recently - yesterday I actually caught myself mouthing "smug cow" at someone in choir practice, among other things. And I even attempted to remonstrate with a troll.

Fortunately, I seem to be feeling a bit better now. I think it's because there's now a definite end in sight to all that work...

ETA: Am I an overgrown teenager, or does anyone else want to snigger at a carol called "O Leave Your Sheep"?