Rather than wangst about some bad news I had today (which doesn't affect me personally but is pretty close to proof positive that the rain rains more on the just than the unjust), I thought you might be more entertained by something I found on the BBC website - the unwritten rules of TV ads.
( Buy me, try me! Because I'm so pretteeeeeee! )
Or visit the article at source, here.
ETA: Forgot to mention that if anyone has any more to add, I'd be most pleased to see them.