Design Your Own Hell!

[dolorous_ett]

Here's a delightful thing I found at amelia_eve's journal.

Normally I could cram it with hate-figures without pausing to draw breath, but as I'm feeling relatively at peace with the world, I feel it could be improved on. I'll probably make a new version when something's actually annoying me.

Still, there are always a few hate-figures that I can trot out when called for.

So here it is - my own personal hell!

Proponents of the Moon Hoax
Circle I Limbo

Whoever axed "Star Trek: Enterprise"
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

"My Heart Will Go On" and its fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Hugh Grant and all England-for-Export films
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Trinny and Susannah, property porn TV programmes
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Michael Howard
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Those who plot against their colleagues for fun
Circle VII Burning Sands

Richard Clayderman
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Robert Kilroy-Silk and all his works
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell