Crabbe wakes up to find that his/her toes have been removed in the night and replaced by daffodils. Who did it?
Draco Malfoy of course. He laughed so hard that he wet himself, secure in the knowledge that Goyle would stop Crabbe from killing him, especially as Crabbe wasn't walking very well. Crabbe's fine now, though he had to spend a week in the hospital wing, and dropped Herbology the day he got out.
Kreacher and Professor Trelawney want to play a funny prank on Dennis Creevey, involving (among other things) a jobberknoll, twelve pairs of dirty gym socks, and a golden tweezer. How do they lure Dennis to the spot marked 'X'?
Given that these two are both severely lacking in the sense of humour department, it's just as well that Dennis is such a very biddable boy. He followed Kreacher to the approximate location of X ("Oooo, is that a real House Elf? Cool!"). Then Trelawney told him that her Inner Eye said a vision would be vouchsafed to the next person to stand on the spot marked X - and Dennis positively pushed her out of the way in order to stand on it. Dennis is a nice boy, so you'll be glad to hear that he wasn't too upset at having a practical joke played on him - just stood there while all those strange things rained down around him, saying "Brilliant!"
Some very scandalous photographs surface, showing Rita Skeeter and Ron Weasley in compromising (albeit very gymnastic) positions in a dark motel room in Kansas. What excuse does each make for being there?
Rita said it was "research". Ron went scarlet, and muttered something about how he thought it was Lavender. When Lavender heard about it she dumped him on the spot - the true reason for their split. Hermione, who has always had a soft spot for Ron, believes that he had hired Rita to provide a reason for Lavender to dump him, like the old divorce cases in the early 20th century. No-one quite has the heart to disabuse her of this, especially as she and Ron are now getting on so well.
Luna, who has a knack of asking awkward questions, once asked Ron what he was doing in America. He muttered something about how he thought "the earth moved" and hurried away.
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Draco Malfoy of course. He laughed so hard that he wet himself, secure in the knowledge that Goyle would stop Crabbe from killing him, especially as Crabbe wasn't walking very well. Crabbe's fine now, though he had to spend a week in the hospital wing, and dropped Herbology the day he got out.
Given that these two are both severely lacking in the sense of humour department, it's just as well that Dennis is such a very biddable boy. He followed Kreacher to the approximate location of X ("Oooo, is that a real House Elf? Cool!"). Then Trelawney told him that her Inner Eye said a vision would be vouchsafed to the next person to stand on the spot marked X - and Dennis positively pushed her out of the way in order to stand on it. Dennis is a nice boy, so you'll be glad to hear that he wasn't too upset at having a practical joke played on him - just stood there while all those strange things rained down around him, saying "Brilliant!"
Rita said it was "research". Ron went scarlet, and muttered something about how he thought it was Lavender. When Lavender heard about it she dumped him on the spot - the true reason for their split. Hermione, who has always had a soft spot for Ron, believes that he had hired Rita to provide a reason for Lavender to dump him, like the old divorce cases in the early 20th century. No-one quite has the heart to disabuse her of this, especially as she and Ron are now getting on so well.
Luna, who has a knack of asking awkward questions, once asked Ron what he was doing in America. He muttered something about how he thought "the earth moved" and hurried away.