Oh no, I've unwittingly created the opposite effect! *back, back!*
Well, I couldn't help much anyway.

Come on in. You can gaze at them and they will gaze at you, and everyone will be happy.

We fully intend to have a library in our next house, the dream kind that is two stories high, with a balcony and a rolling ladder, and windowed alcoves to curl up in...
...darn it all.